I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.

Elizabeth Olsen  (via berryhealthy)

This is what I preach about. 

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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children (via ramengirl48)

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madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

image

where the fuck did the laptop go


itslovemydearsherlock:

awhovianshaven:

disneybakerdcp:

pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear:

quimbycub:

askpablez94:

sexykangaya:

WHAT THE FUCK

she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER

That escalated quickly.

At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.

*scrolls*

But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.

if you’re a female and this scenario doesn’t cross your mind at least once every summer, you must be either under the age of like 12 or older than 50

My roommate said “WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT COMMERCIAL FROM” and my other two roommates just said “Probably Australia” in unison

This actually has been one of my irrational fears… 

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